January 6, 2018
(To the Tune: Rubber Ducky)
I’ve had some of my parodies described as being ‘audacious’ and this one certainly fits that description. It’s always a blast to perform and share with audiences.
The first time I ever performed it was at a Cabaret with a literary crowd. It’s not your everyday performance piece, and I had to work up the courage to publicly share it. I knew it was going to go over either extremely well or I’d be booed off the stage. Glad to say it went over exceedingly well, and continues to amuse audiences to this day.
Warning: To those who have an aversion to sexual content, no matter how delightful it may be, please be aware that this piece certainly fits into the ‘mature mindset only’ category.Download Lyrics