January 1, 2018
(To the tune: Rubber Ducky)
A musical spoof of Rubber Ducky, and the first parody I ever wrote.
More people (mostly guys, but not all) have asked for the lyrics to this parody than any other one I’ve written. The song has been shaped by personal experiences. The only thing not mentioned in the verses is the somewhat embarrassed feeling every teen-ager has to go through purchasing their first condom(s) at the local drugstore.
Warning: for those of tender years or delicate sensibilities: there is fairly mild (but totally necessary and reasonably humourous) adult sexual content in this song.
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